Petty StatsPSPETTYSTATS
Petty StatsPSPETTYSTATS

Serious stats. Petty reasons.

Who are we building a case against?

Find the numbers. Bring the receipts. Let them argue with the facts.

Or build a case with timeframe and category filters.

Latest receipts

Fresh off the printer

This week’s receipts

Data as of completed games through Oct 19, 2026.

Rivalry Files

Two teams. Same window. Both sides’ worst numbers.

How it works

Evidence, not vibes.

  1. 01

    Search

    Pick a team or player, then a timeframe and (optionally) a claim category.

  2. 02

    Receipts

    We rank every supported metric inside a qualified cohort. If nothing is bad enough, we say so.

  3. 03

    Talk back

    Every public receipt has a Defend your team button that finds real counterevidence or admits the claim stands.